Meet My Real Time ASSistant Poker T-Shirt – Funny Donkey Poker Tee for Players | Tilted Felt Apparel

Not every poker player has a solver—but some have their own “real-time assistant.” The Meet My Real Time ASSistant Poker Tee takes a hilarious jab at the donkey stereotype with a playful design featuring a studious donkey grinding with charts.

🎴 Donkey Poker Humor – A cheeky nod to poker’s funniest mascot, perfect for table banter.
🖥️ Solver & GTO Parody – Pokes fun at real-time solvers while repping live poker culture.
👕 Comfort for the Grind – Premium cotton blend made for long tournament hours and endless cash sessions.
🎨 Exclusive Tilted Felt Design – One-of-a-kind art you won’t find anywhere else.

Whether you’re a serious grinder or just love poker culture, this tee guarantees smiles, laughs, and maybe a few tilted opponents.

🧼 Care Instructions

1. Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors.
2. Only use non-chlorine detergent – avoid bleach.
3. Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.
4. Do not iron directly on the design.
5. Best practice: wash cold, wear bold.